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Thursday, 18 August 2011

Hello and Welcome Fellow Ramblers: Memories and the Museum!

Autumnal August

Even though we’re only halfway into August the weather is turning decidedly autumnal. Everywhere is so dry that in places the leaves are beginning to fall, and the lawn is looking very dry and scorched. We have had meagre amounts of rain, but not enough to penetrate the ground, which is parched.

Acton Scott Working Farm Museum

Last Sunday we visited the local Working Farm Museum at Acton Scott, we, being my family and friends. It was an ideal day, just warm enough to walk round in comfort. It is a lovely, peaceful place, taking me back to my roots! (Excuse the pun!) I find wandering about amongst the memories of a bygone age somehow sooths the soul. It’s how life should be. Although I know from hearing my parents talking just how hard life actually was in those days!

Water Fowl, Tamworth Pigs and Shorthorn Cattle

Ducks and geese waddle about or swim on the pond, often ‘upending’ to search the bottom for titbits. Hens scratch about, and wobble away when chased by small children. The Tamworth pigs were an absolute delight, with three sows showing off their offspring in varying degrees of growth, the smallest being only four days old! Three Shorthorn calves graced the cowshed, where due to inadequate gating my LTA ended up ushering small children out then expertly rounding up the livestock and shutting them back in! Years of working on a variety of farms is obviously a case of ‘once learnt never forgotten’!

Heavy Horses and Muscular Men

The highlight of the ‘tour’ was the heavy horses. The farm now boasts four! They hold a special place in my memory as my dear old dad worked with ‘the horses’ for most of his life as an agricultural worker. Walks up the fields on Sunday evenings with him and my mother, when I was five or six years old, often resulted in him whistling his ‘team’ and across the fields they would come at a gallop to accept the treats from dad’s pocket! Magnificent beasts, rippling with muscles honed by toiling in the fields day after day pulling a variety of implements, with my dad toiling just as hard behind them, walking many miles in a day! (Dad had biceps which a lot of the modern ‘gym frequenters’ would die for!! And all for free!)

Preserve My Country Heritage

On the tour of the farm with the ‘farm bailiff’ we were told that there is a chance that due to the ‘cuts’, which are affecting nearly everything in one way or another, the museum might have to close! What a shame that would be! Especially for the children from the towns and cities who, unlike me and mine, have little or no knowledge of how the countryside ‘worked’ in the Victorian age, or any other age for that matter! Surely it is as important to preserve our working class heritage as it is to keep open all the stately homes! After all, the working classes were the ones who kept the ‘better and well off’ in the manner to which they had become accustomed, over many generations!

The Case of the Missing Cream Horns

As already mentioned, my dad worked for most of his working life with heavy horses. He was born in 1907 on the 10th of August, which is St Lawrence’s day. St Lawrence was patron saint of cooks and bakers, which reminded me of one of dad’s ‘tales’! Most unmarried farm workers ‘lived in’ wherever they were employed when dad was a lad! One night, arriving back at the farmhouse, late and rather worse for wear due to a visit to the local hostelry, dad fancied something to eat! The workers’ rations were definitely not on a par with what the old farmer and his family ate, so, seeing cream horns lying temptingly in the pantry dad decided this treat couldn’t be ignored. Dad was woken from his sleep earlier than usual the next morning by the irate farmer shouting him to get up! Having done so, dad was ‘given his cards’ (sacked)! But, unbeknown to the farmer, dad had already been offered a job by the farmer’s brother who lived but a few fields away. And that’s where dad ended up! Anyone who could ‘milk’ could get a job anywhere! My dad was a man of many talents!

Thanks for your time! Speak soon!

The Bumpkin Rambler xx

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Hello and Welcome Fellow Ramblers: Fears and Phobias!

Weather Update!

Well, here we are a whole week into August! The weather over the last few days has been extremely humid, and although the forecasters insist that rain is on the way, locally, we have seen barely a spot! (Although, some parts of the country have had flash floods!) The roadside verges, the fields, the lawn and even the hills are beginning to look decidedly parched! At least it saves getting the old mower out to cut the grass!

Local Painting Exhibition

On Friday I ventured to Church Stretton to take a look at the Painting Exhibition which is held every year in the first two weeks of the school summer holidays! It is a showcase of local artists’ work. Up until quite recently it was situated in the hall of the primary school, but the last couple of years it has moved to the gym of the ‘big school’!

‘Big School’ Gym! Aghh!!!!!

Viewing the paintings is one thing, but when the environment in which they are exhibited detracts from the appreciation of the artistry, it is surely not a good move on the organisers’ part! But, then, they are not to know what painful memories the ‘school gym’ conjures up for certain ex pupils. Maybe I was the only one who hated sport, but it was strong enough to last my entire school life, and beyond! And the Olympics are looming! *groan* The Rugby World Cup is a different matter altogether!!!!

POCCLE Cup

Even at primary school I hated sports day! The only contribution I ever made was to spare some other poor child the humiliation of coming last! There should have been a special ‘POCCLE (Preventing Other Children Coming Last Ever) Cup’! I should have been hailed a hero instead of being ostracized and always being the one who was ‘picked’ last for a team (of any sort!)! Being an individual’s good when you CAN do stuff, not so when you CAN’T!

The Ropes, The Ropes!

Anyway, the school gym was a particularly evil type of physical exercise! At least in a ‘team’ I could hopefully hide behind girls who were ‘Miss’s’ favourites and who skipped about energetically in their fashionable sportswear and who always rushed to carry the ‘equipment’. Yuk! But in the gym I was on my own, and as most activities were attempted in ‘turns’ there was nowhere to hide! Trial by humiliation! The ‘pummel horse’ and general gymnastic stuff were bad enough, but, there was even worse to come!! Rope climbing!! How anyone ever got to the top of those ropes I could only imagine! My feet never left the floor; they were permanently planted in the thin gym mat! And on Friday, there the ropes still were, hanging from the rafters, taunting me as they had succeeded in doing all those years ago! Silently hanging there like elongated ghosts from my past, cruelly, unsympathetically sneering at my inadequacies! And some of the paintings weren’t too good either!

Flutterbys, Hoverflies, Marigolds and Ethylene

The ‘flutters’ of butterflies have been consuming vast amounts of buddleia, and the abundance of hoverflies in the greenhouse is ensuring the tomato crop is ‘setting’ nicely! My sister recently asked why I plant African marigolds in with the tomatoes. They are supposed to keep whitefly at bay, and over the years I have never suffered from them, personally or in the greenhouse, they apparently don’t like the smell! (That’s of the marigolds, not me!!) And then of course there is the ‘ripe banana’ ploy! A ripe banana in the greenhouse gives off ethylene gas which helps the tomatoes to ripen! The runner bean row is in danger of outgrowing the eight foot canes (2 and a half metres or thereabouts in new money!), and is absolutely covered with flowers, so I’m hoping for a good crop there as well!

Toady

Yesterday my LTA found a big warty toad (Bufo) sitting on the ‘sleeper’ which forms the base of the greenhouse. Having suffered a phobia of all things amphibian since I accidentally picked a frog out of a bucket of leaves some years ago it took great courage to take a look! Next step – the camera! Taking the accompanying photo proved good therapy. He was so well camouflaged that it took me a few seconds to actually find him! Sometime later I again took my phobia (Bufonophobia) in my hands and crept up to find him squeezed into a crevice in the wood underneath where he had been sitting earlier! (I use the word 'him' loosely as there's no way of me getting near enough to find out any different!) I wondered where all the slugs were disappearing to! Thank you Toady!

As always, thanks for your time! Speak soon!

The Bumpkin Rambler xx