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Saturday, 25 June 2011

Hello and Welcome Fellow Ramblers: Strawberries!

Longest and Mid-Summer Day

As we surge towards the end of June the weather is still somewhat unpredictable. In fact, some days recently, have been positively cold! The longest day has passed (21st), likewise mid-summer’s day (24th), which to be honest was a bit of a joke!

Picking Your Own Strawberries

On Friday my LTA (long term attachment) and me (or should that be I?) picked strawberries at a local PYO (pick your own) outlet. This idea for picking your own and paying less for the produce than shop prices was very popular a decade or so ago! Many farms locally, turned over at least one field to growing strawberries, gooseberries, black and redcurrents, and raspberries. And some even provided you with a fork to go and dig your own potatoes (or ‘taters’ if you’re a Salopian!).

The fruit of course which has been picked by your own fair hand tastes and ‘keeps’ better than shop bought, probably because it has only travelled a few miles to base after picking, not half way round the world as some tasteless exhibits tend to do, and by the feel of supermarket packaging, kept permanently in the fridge, and once it’s removed from its cool environment quickly deteriorates. PYO outlets have decreased over the last few years, probably due to ever increasing overheads. And customers consuming the goods in situ!

Strawberry Jam

So, Friday afternoon saw me making delicious strawberry jam! A bit of an inconvenience, but well worth the trouble. Strawberry jam is notoriously difficult to ‘set’. No matter how long it’s boiled it still runs off the scones! But the flavour is second to none! My jam ‘kettle’ belonged to my maternal grandmother, who, unfortunately died in 1946, the year before I was born. My heirloom has the look of a witch’s cauldron, being black on the outside and white enamel inside! The inherited ‘kettle’ saw the making of over 100 jars of jam per year in its prime! So, my feeble effort must seem like a doddle!

Strawberry Properties

The strawberry is a member of the Rose family and is unique in the world of fruit because it’s the only one with its seeds on the outside for all the world to see. No wonder it has a red ‘face’! Strawberries are good for us, they are rich in vitamin C, contain folic acid (which apparently is good for cell production and maintenance!), and are high in fibre! Not to mention their aphrodisiacal properties as far back as mediaeval times.

In the past strawberries were also grown for their medicinal purposes, aiding relief from anything from gout to bowel cleansing! I would think a bowl of strawberries beats ‘colonic irrigation’ by a mile! (Or a few kilometres in new money!)

Wild Strawberries

In my childhood there were lots of wild strawberry plants along the road sides where the tiny berries (they are a fraction of the size of cultivated fruit) could be picked and eaten safely! Those were the days when pollution as we know it today hadn’t really reached the sides of country roads. It was a case of blow away the dust and enjoy! And of course the flavour was superior to most commercial varieties, which are obviously grown for quantity not quality!

Strawberries at Wimbledon

The tennis at Wimbledon is in full swing! Literally! 27,000 kilos of strawberries are consumed there every year, liberally covered with 7,000 litres of cream! Mmm!

Strawberries of Old

The Native American Indians were enjoying strawberries when the colonists (not to be confused with the aforementioned ‘irrigation'!) arrived in America four hundred years ago, as were the Romans as early as 200bc.

Summer’s on its Way (at last!)

Anyway, we have been promised a couple of days of ‘hot’ weather, with a high pollen count, starting today! So, we shall see!

Thanks for your time! Speak soon!

The Bumpkin Rambler xx

Saturday, 18 June 2011

Hello and Welcome Fellow Ramblers: Black Hole Alert!

Threatened Drought

Well, the weather doesn’t seem to be improving! It’s been raining, but apparently not enough to help alleviate the threatened drought! And it’s cold! So much for British Summer Time! And the Brits obsession with the weather!

Dawn Chorus

It was precisely 4 a.m. this morning when the blackbird stuck up with his beautiful song, a sign to all the feathered community that it was time to rise! Luckily the human habitation managed to get back to sleep! That’s a bit too early even for me! I don’t have to get cracking and find worms, insects and sunflower seeds for my growing family! Just bacon and eggs for my LTA (long term attachment)!

Feeding the Birds

My bird platform and the surrounding area have been alive with our feathered friends. Young blue tits have been hanging upside down on the peanut feeder, greenfinches, blue tits, great tits, greenfinches and even the sparrows are consuming vast amounts of sunflower seeds from another feeder. The woodpecker (whom I have to say is very shy!) can be heard ‘click, clicking’ away in the early morning as he visits the peanuts, while a variety of pigeons, blackbirds, robins, chaffinches and the odd magpie feed from the ground, usually taking their little feathered lives in their beaks when Scully the cat is around! She has taken to sitting underneath the bird platform for long periods, just in case! I think I’m doing my bit for conservation!

Black Hole

I read this morning that a black hole has been seen shredding and gobbling up a star 3.8bn light years away! And, it could happen in our galaxy! Maybe we’ll wake up one morning and find our star has been gobbled up! Oh dear, no more sunbathing!

Light Years

I have trouble understanding the concept of ‘light years’. One of my dear family explained it to me as ‘ripples in a pool’. It’s still difficult to absorb by someone who only did basic science at Secondary School! (Many years ago!!) I seem to remember that water is H2O!

Heaven

I recently had a lengthy discussion on the doorstep with members of a certain religious group, who call from time to time hoping to convert and save a wretched country bumpkin from a fate worse than death, about Heaven! I asked them where it was, because it certainly isn’t ‘up there’ where all this star stuff takes place!! I think they were quite surprised to find someone actually wanted to talk to them. What they didn’t realise was I hadn’t seen anyone to talk to for a few days! Social interaction withdrawal symptoms! Bet they won’t call again!

Thanks for your time! Speak soon!

The Bumpkin Rambler xx

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Hello and Welcome Fellow Ramblers: FlamingJune!

Summer Solstice

Well, it’s only a week until the summer solstice! Sol meaning sun, and stice meaning standing still! It’s the time when the sun is farthest north of the equator than at any other time of the year! And then, only another three days until mid-summer’s day! My late god-mother’s birthday! She was a woman of small stature, not only in body but generosity. Mean as mustard and the purveyor of Spangles!

Spangles and Battenberg

Spangles were uninspiring square, fruity flavoured, boiled sweets, which came wrapped individually then encased in a paper tube. They cost three old pence (pronounced threpence) back in the fifties! Even in the days of little in the way of confectionary Spangles were boring! Not only did my god-mother bring me Spangles, she once deprived me of a piece of Battenberg Cake which fuelled my lifetime addiction to the marzipan covered pink and cream squared delight! (Which since being diagnosed as ‘weakly gluten intolerant’ I can no longer have, well not the bought variety anyway.) But I digress.

June Weather

In the last week we have had weather in varying degrees! A few mornings ago I awoke in a panic to find frost glistening on the car roof! Agh!! I rushed outside to inspect my recently planted out runner beans! Phew! Thankfully they had survived! What with slugs, snails and rabbits I can certainly do without Jack Frost lurking while I snooze!! Two days ago it was so cold we had to resort to the heater being deployed while we watched TV! In June!! The same day we were treated to the first proper rain for months! I had almost forgotten just how wet rain actually is!

June Weather in the Past

Over the last few hundred years June appears to be a month where nothing in the weather department is surprising or new. Frost killed bracken in Staffordshire in June 1911 (luckily it left my beans alone in 2011), hailstones with the circumference of 2-3 inches (5-8 centimetres in new money!) damaged crops in Britain in 1715 and in-between there appears to have been floods, droughts, heat, thunder, lightning and torrential rain! So there you go! There’s nothing new under the sun! Or Sol! As my dear old dad used to say, 'You always get some sort of weather this time of year!'

Thanks for your time! Speak soon!

The Bumpkin Rambler xx

Saturday, 4 June 2011

Hello and Welcome Fellow Ramblers: UFO!! 4th June 2011

21st October

At least we’ve been given a reprieve until the 21st of October! What a good thing we didn’t all rush out and spend our savings! Mr Camping has decided that his calculations were wrong and we now have another five months (and counting) of inhabiting this world left! Hooray! I’m not ready to ‘go’ just yet anyway! It’s ‘pick your own’ strawberry time!

Latest UFO!

Talking of worlds, who amongst you are (or is, if you are a lone figure reading this bit of rambling!) convinced that there are others ‘out there’? Over the past few years I have seen a handful of UFO sightings in the night skies over the Shropshire Hills! And last night was one of those nights!

Gazing in a sleepless state out into the mysterious blue yonder, (2.30 a.m.), attempting to write my next ‘rambling’ in my head, I saw a bright, white objet sailing smoothly across the darkness. It was a constant light, no flashing or colours. And as with all the others I’ve seen, it was silent!

The silence is the spookiest thing! We have lots of helicopters over the area, airliners which are so high up they look like silverfish, jets whizzing about above the clouds, small singled-engine planes and micro-lites, which ALL make noise!! (At this stage excuse my lack of knowledge of all things aerial!)

The ‘craft’ moved slowly into the distance towards the East! (Although I’m not good at maps, I know it’s East because it’s where the sun comes up!) It gave me just time to get to the window and don the old specs, just to be sure it really was there!! Who or what was inside? What a fascinating thought! Till the next time...

Fruit and Veg

Life seems full of things to worry about! We’ve been granted a few more months to live and now they’re telling us that cucumbers are carrying some unpleasant disease, and just when the weather has decided its moving into summer-mode and its salad time! If it’s not bird flu it’s cucumber e-coli! Whatever next?! As me dear old mother used to say ‘You’ve got to eat a speck of dirt before you die’! So, now I’ve got to worry about dirt as well!!

Thank you for your time!

The Bumpkin Rambler xx